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cum plumber
A salty, nasty, sloppy, tatted up, enormous titted, too hard-core, dominatrix bitch who jams huge, freaky, obscure pipes, funnels, hoses, and tubes in her ass and/or cunt in order to maximize her squirt and jizz intake.
A salty, nasty, sloppy, tatted up, enormous titted, too hard-core, dominatrix bitch who jams huge, freaky, obscure pipes, funnels, hoses, and tubes in her ass and/or cunt in order to maximize her squirt and jizz intake.
Did you guys hear that Kris went to the Emergency Room with hemorrhoids? That's what that he gets for being a cum plumber and ramming shit up his ass.
Did you guys hear that Kris went to the Emergency Room with hemorrhoids? That's what that he gets for being a cum plumber and ramming shit up his ass.
cum plumber by Mad Mick! July 27, 2016
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pleasing the plumbers
Pleasing the plumbers occurs when one's sexual attraction to someone else drives them to fuck their crushes by any means necessary. Pleasing the plumbers can include but is not limited to stalking/cyberstalking, sexting, making comments on body parts, voyeurism, and asking for sexual favors. Pleasers of plumbers will ignore their crushes' discomfort and relentlessly seek the opportunity to fuck them. Thus, consent is not an issue.
Hitler's been sexually harassing that little girl, even after she told him to stop! He must be pleasing the plumbers!
pleasing the plumbers by Yopmail User August 22, 2022
plueberry
plueberry by j tizzle the super nizzle March 26, 2008
Dot Plumber
A person who is completely infatuated with sticking things in theirs or others anus's.
Typically these people don't discriminate between human interaction to putting anything from carrots to bottle tops into their Arse, they then will typically tell people what they've done then deny it for a long time to come.
Typically these people don't discriminate between human interaction to putting anything from carrots to bottle tops into their Arse, they then will typically tell people what they've done then deny it for a long time to come.
I was chatting with Ant last night and he mentioned again how much he likes getting things put into his dot, to the point where he was saying he had a sore arse from the putting things in there too often..
The guy is a total dot plumber and if you had blocked pipes he'd be the person to call as I'm sure he'd have a way of clearing and busted hole.
The guy is a total dot plumber and if you had blocked pipes he'd be the person to call as I'm sure he'd have a way of clearing and busted hole.
Dot Plumber by mazzbot October 14, 2013
Rusty Plumber
When a guy comes back from the gym all grimy and sweaty, and makes his boyfriend go to work on his (sexual) plumbing while wearing the plumber jeans that show off the top of his ass crack. Usually, but not always, a handjob.
Dan: Wanna go out tonight?
Nas: Nah, I just don't think I can respect you anymore, since you gave me that rusty plumber earlier.
Joe: You guys are so gay.
Nas: Nah, I just don't think I can respect you anymore, since you gave me that rusty plumber earlier.
Joe: You guys are so gay.
Rusty Plumber by marbury986 September 26, 2009
call the plumber
when a girl, advisably one you have an amicable relationship with, gets into a situation where one may presume she is aroused to the point of wetness, leaking if you will, it is necessary to let everyone know of this by yelling "call the plumber"
Situation 1: Guys, I think Charlotte's leaking, I better call the plumber
Situation 2: Have you seen how wet that girl is just looking at the doughnut? She needs to call the plumber
Situation 2: Have you seen how wet that girl is just looking at the doughnut? She needs to call the plumber
call the plumber by gonzo89cb November 14, 2010
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).