Palins
Palins by SmokesLetsGo88 June 12, 2017
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Shit Pains
Usually an unexpected precursor signal from your stomach to your sphincter informing your hole that you are about to release a Hendren ( A giant turd )
Tony suddenly doubled over in discomfort while sitting in the back seat. He was suffering from Shit Pains and needed to drop loaf ASAP.
Shit Pains by will bitten March 6, 2017
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Sarah Palin
Tina Fey did a spot on impression of Sarah Palin on SNL the other night. You betcha I'm a hockey mom hangin' out shootin' moose with Joe 6-Pack!!! We are just a team of mavericks gettin' all mavericky on the issues.
Sarah Palin by Matt Weller January 20, 2009
painsomnia
Lack of sleep or inability to obtain sufficient sleep due to physical suffering or distress, especially when chronic.
painsomnia by danathepaina May 4, 2011
Paling
The opposite of tanning.
To sit in a room with shades drawn allowing no sunlight in.
To hide away from all sunlight.
No fake tans.
To sit in a room with shades drawn allowing no sunlight in.
To hide away from all sunlight.
No fake tans.
Girl 1- Hey, why are you just sitting in that dark closet?
Girl 2- SHUT THE DOOR!!! I'M PALING!!!
Girl 1- That's so weird...
Girl2- At least I'm not orange.
Girl 2- SHUT THE DOOR!!! I'M PALING!!!
Girl 1- That's so weird...
Girl2- At least I'm not orange.
Paling by Beerbatteredbeefcurtains December 24, 2009
President Palin
well,John McCain was 72, and many people think he's gonna die in the next four years, but I'm voting for him anyways, since I'm an idiot, and don't plan ahead. I'm the reason there might be a President Palin.
President Palin by Crank Feelinbad January 18, 2009
Palinkered
Palinkered by ALCT March 1, 2015
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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