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Palestined

When you punch someone and then get him in trouble when he punches you back.
"Tom got suspended for punching Billy after Billy punched him. He got Palestined."
Palestined by PankaPonk October 25, 2023

Palestinianed

A form of emotional manipulation akin to gaslighting, intended to gain and maintain control of the subject.
Girl 1: My boyfriend is going through a rough time and I’ve been trying to help him. I’m even paying rent while he sits at home and does absolutely nothing. After all this, yesterday he hit me, told me I’m not doing enough and that I’m a horrible person.

Girl 2: Girl, I think you’re being Palestinianed.
Palestinianed by Tll October 25, 2023

got Palestined

When someone repetitively provokes a fight and cries victim when he keeps losing it double the amount of the initial provocation.
He tried to punch Jack in the eye but got Palestined in both (eyes).
got Palestined by vugatti October 28, 2023

Palestiniated 

1. When you manufacture your whole biography and get butthurt whenever someone calls you out on it.

2. In a deal: Getting violent and breaking things despite being offering 97% of of what you asked for time and time again.
1. "I think he's getting all Palestiniated because he told us his parents owned 10 acres in Tennessee and that he's related to Elvis...but I know he's lying because that was literally me."

2. I've offered him the best deal possible but instead of coming with a counter offer and compromising he just becomes Palestiniated by shitting himself and flipping the table over.
Palestiniated by PeacefulTom December 27, 2023

Palestiniated 

1. When you manufacture your whole biography and get butthurt whenever someone calls you out on it.

2. In a deal: Getting violent and breaking things despite being offering 97% of of what you asked for time and time again.
1. "I think he's getting all Palestiniated because he told us his parents owned 10 acres in Tennessee and that he's related to Elvis...but I know he's lying because that was literally me."

2. I've offered him the best deal possible but instead of coming with a counter offer he just Palestiniated everything by shitting himself and flipping the table over.
Palestiniated by PeacefulTom December 27, 2023

palestined

when a person comitted a terrorist attack, usually against Israel

Ismail: Our terrorist units had sucessfully got into Israeli kibbutz and started commiting atrocities.
Khan: So they palestined that settlement.
Hamas members palestined Israeli men, women and children.
Gazans palestined and decapitated Israeli babies.
palestined by Israeli 9/11 October 23, 2023