Paladip 

A word used in context of world of warcraft, when a someone plays a paladin class and has no fucking idea what they are doing. Most of the time these are ret paladins.

P1: Why did you roll on that hunter gear? Your a paladin.

P2: I thought the intellect was nice.

P1: But your a healer!

P3: Fucking Paladips.

Paladip by Omendob March 13, 2008

Leveling up your paladin 

A colloquialism for masturbation, orginated from the "World of Warcraft" paladin forums when a certain player wrote an essay on the paladins boring gameplay. He pointed out the positve side of only needing to attack a monster once every few minutes, then leaving yourself on auto attack while you "download gigabytes of hot girl on girl directly onto your harddrive".

After leveling up your paladin you may want to clean up after yourself.

Leveling up your paladin by Atlec November 3, 2005

Level 12 Paladin 

The level 12 paladin is the symbol of ultimate power. He is undefeated, and undefeatable. Not even a level 13, or 14 paladin can beat him, and especially not dragons. His main appearance was in a thread that started with this story:

Ye Gammingtothemax gathers his dragons and their dragon babbys. He planeth to use their awesome dragonness to conquer the world, for he is a dragon fanatic, and to quote ye Gamming "well there awesome." Gamming realizeth that being a dragon emperor warlord he need not know proper grammar nor spelling, for he truimpeth none the less. Leading his army of dragons, ye Gamming charges across ye lands of the Kingdom of Lesser Intelligence. As he and his dragon companions venture from land to land, they come across what seems to be a man. He is no normal man though, for he is the holiest of thy holy men - a paladin. He is not a normal paladin either, no, he is a level 12 paladin. The Dragon Emperor Warlord and the Level 12 Paladin stare each other down. Ye paladin tells Gamming that he is trespassing on his land, and also that his name is mispelled. Ye Gamming responds with a simple XD. The two continue to stare, preparing for what is about to happen...

Ye paladin destroys all of the dragons except for one, casts holy shield, and grabs GTM and has the last dragon engulf them both with fire.

An army of about 5000 level 60 dragons, warriors, warlocks, rogues, and mages once charged a single level 12 paladin. The funeral bill for 5000 graves was insane.

LvL 12 Paladin is above godlike in UT And well beyond Wicked Sick, we're talking never been fragged once.

Level 12 Paladin by Level 11 skeleton December 11, 2008

Paladin

The Paladin is a class of Warrior that is fully devoted to kindness and ridding the Universe of Evil. They are very religious, and have an extremely strict honor code, as well as a soft spot for children and animals. In combat, a Paladin with a cause is almost impossible to defeat.

Paladins fear nothing, for Evil fears them.

Paladin by Detranova August 6, 2003

paladin danse 

a good mans

paladin danse is such a good mans.

paladin danse by GayWeatherBoy April 21, 2018

Paladins champion of the realm 

Better than overwatch.

"Do you want to play overwatch? NO what the hell dude? Play Paladins champion of the realm

Paladins champion of the realm by bit_knox January 5, 2017

Paladin

A Paladin is a character class created for OD&D the Original Dungeons & Dragons. All paladins must be Lawful (Lawful Good). All other alignments are only applied to paladins in inferior versions of D&D(Dungeons & Dragons) and other cheap inferior ripoffs of D&D(Dungeons & Dragons). Properly played Paladins are never Lawful Stupid - that only results from having a bad DM and bad players.

Playing a Paladin correctly in the real spirit of the game is something to which all roleplayers should aspire.

When you think of a Paladin, think of sweet combination of Batman and Superman in regard to character.

Paladin by Dragonsfoot Member Since 2002 July 6, 2016