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Pakero (noun) someone who's lazy but acts mentally challenged.

Pakero en (adj) usually used to distinguish any small inanimate object -often a bic lighter or vape) that inexplicably disappears and reappears multiple times in one sitting.
Can someone kana kasoado pakero en lighter en?
Pakero by Jake&ace September 4, 2025
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Pajero Master 

A master of being a pajero. Chronic Masturbater. One who wrestles with the chicken too much and becomes skilled in doing so. Pa-Je-Ro.
Oscar- Hey Ariel, stop being a pajero master!!
Pajero Master by Ariel Caceres January 21, 2010
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Spanish for "wanker" or "tosser". A man who is known for being a chronic masturbator...and usually proud of it! A Proud Masturbator. Same as Pajillero .
Soy Un Pajero Masivo!
I’m a Massive Wanker!

Tony’s es un Pendejo Pajero
Tony’s a Stupid Masturbator
LOL
Pajero by Antonio El Pajero January 3, 2019

Paperone 

A person who chaperones a PAP smear
Nurse in resident clinic: Any special needs for your patients today?
Doctor C.G. : Yeah, my second patient this afternoon needs a paperone
Paperone by AGRODEO August 4, 2022
Notorious Dianite female who is currently 6ft and is not afraid of dealing with the tyrannical dictator Sufy who is 5ft6.
Just another day in Dianite again where Sufy and Pakrol go at each other’s throats.
Pakrol by Bean Sports July 21, 2021
A Pajero is a Japanese four wheel drive made from 1982-present by Mitsubishi. The Pajero is a low cost four wheel drive compared to its rivals. The Pajero was named Shogun and Montero In some countries due to the name in Spanish means Wanker. The Pajero four wheel drive is very underrated in the four wheel drive community.
Oh look at that Pajero go! You don't need an expensive four wheel drive to get there.
Pajero by Juan person November 13, 2016
Awesome motherfuckers. A crazy ass happy family
You see that funny nigga over there? He a payero
payero by youngpapi January 6, 2014
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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