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paintballing 

an excuse used when one comes home with bruises from sexual encounters.
mom "what are those bruises on your neck?"

you "i went paintballing last night..and was shot in the neck..."
paintballing by ErinJoshDemyJacob October 30, 2007
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paintballing 

the act of performing a paintball trigger maneuver while fingering a female patron
Nick is paintballing a random chick after she sucks his finger.
paintballing by PC y E August 5, 2008

paintballing 

The act of performing cunnilingus on a woman while she is in her menstrual cycle and then proceeding to spit the blood into her mouth.
Man, I was eating my bitch out the other night and she didn't tell me she was on the rag so I got a mouthful and came up to kiss her and gave her a paintball.

My girl keeps trying to get me to eat her out on the rag so I'm thinking about paintballing her tonight.
paintballing by TheManInIndiana July 22, 2011

Paintballing 

The sport of "rocking" other people by shooting them with a paintball gun formaly known as the "marker" followed by severe humiliation and ridicule.
damn i smoked jimmies ass when we went paintballing last week. Then i emasculated him by stealing his girlfriend!

Paintballing 

It is where you shoot peopel with paint

Doug went paintballing to get in cappy's pants

dougy "Hey cappy, am gonna stick up for you and nail macpringled"

Cappy: "yeah, i must not have any other friends if i'm taking her"
Paintballing by allymacthesac October 31, 2005
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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