paintbarring 

A paintball event with suburban ladies drinking wine and painting landscapes in the middle of the arena. If you hit a suburban lady you’re immediately DQ’ed

Kyler went to paintbarring and accidentally shot the glass of rosé right out of his mom’s hand.

paintbarring by Yng_breezy January 11, 2020

paintballing 

an excuse used when one comes home with bruises from sexual encounters.

mom "what are those bruises on your neck?"

you "i went paintballing last night..and was shot in the neck..."

paintballing by ErinJoshDemyJacob October 30, 2007

paintballing 

the act of performing a paintball trigger maneuver while fingering a female patron

Nick is paintballing a random chick after she sucks his finger.

paintballing by PC y E August 5, 2008

paintballing 

The act of performing cunnilingus on a woman while she is in her menstrual cycle and then proceeding to spit the blood into her mouth.

Man, I was eating my bitch out the other night and she didn't tell me she was on the rag so I got a mouthful and came up to kiss her and gave her a paintball.

My girl keeps trying to get me to eat her out on the rag so I'm thinking about paintballing her tonight.

paintballing by TheManInIndiana July 22, 2011

Paintballing 

The sport of "rocking" other people by shooting them with a paintball gun formaly known as the "marker" followed by severe humiliation and ridicule.

damn i smoked jimmies ass when we went paintballing last week. Then i emasculated him by stealing his girlfriend!

Paintballing by Fever for the Flava April 22, 2006

Paintballing 

It is where you shoot peopel with paint

Doug went paintballing to get in cappy's pants

dougy "Hey cappy, am gonna stick up for you and nail macpringled"

Cappy: "yeah, i must not have any other friends if i'm taking her"

Paintballing by allymacthesac October 31, 2005