Pagemasturbate 

To pleasure oneself to the mental image of a book character (generally fiction). In reference to the Pagemaster

"I totally pagemasturbate to the image of Draco Malfoy all the time."

Pagemasturbate by fascinationfront March 12, 2010

premasturbate 

This occurs when out of the blue you have the urge to beat it, but are not stiff. Most of the time, this results in looking at porn to get you going.

I was fixing the car, and then i had a sudden urge to premasturbate. I went immediately to the computer.

premasturbate by 99.5% of men have this occur July 10, 2010

Premasturbated murder 

In law school, you learn this is murder 1 where the defendant knowingly planned the attack and jacked they penis off good to the thought of dead bodies and blood and guts

Joey got a conviction for premasturbated murder. He killed a dead body and ate its cock and jacked off to it

Premasturbated murder by D Flawless February 11, 2022