Pagemasturbate
To pleasure oneself to the mental image of a book character (generally fiction). In reference to the Pagemaster
Pagemasturbate by fascinationfront March 12, 2010
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premasturbate
This occurs when out of the blue you have the urge to beat it, but are not stiff. Most of the time, this results in looking at porn to get you going.
I was fixing the car, and then i had a sudden urge to premasturbate. I went immediately to the computer.
premasturbate by 99.5% of men have this occur July 10, 2010
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Premasturbated murder
In law school, you learn this is murder 1 where the defendant knowingly planned the attack and jacked they penis off good to the thought of dead bodies and blood and guts
Joey got a conviction for premasturbated murder. He killed a dead body and ate its cock and jacked off to it
Premasturbated murder by D Flawless February 11, 2022
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