When someone works your sack like a punching bag, but with their feet, while you piss in their face (displaying the spurts of water that accompany paddle boating)
"Dude, you think the Dutch Rudder kicks ass?? Wait till some chick gives you the Paddle Boat... with cashmere socks on."
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Get the Paddle Boat mug.When an individual or individuals get into a disagreement or conflict over something that means absolutely nothing to them - it gets you nowhere fast
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Get the Paddle Boat Mentality mug.To perform oral sex on a woman. Specifically in a fashion to make her fall madly for you due to your 'paddle boating' skills.
Your Friend: "Why is she still obsessed with you even though you broke up 3 months ago?"
You: "I gave her the pink paddle boat before we had sex for the first time. It kept her coming back for more."
You: "I gave her the pink paddle boat before we had sex for the first time. It kept her coming back for more."
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