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When you drop your iPad (or whatever, don't get all Samsung-hot-head on me now, we all know what the concept is here) on your face while in bed.

This is also interchangeable with phoneslap or podslap, whatever the case may be.

(Disclaimer: Careful how you use it, some of the below phrases could get you in trouble with the significant other.)
"Yo I totally got padslapped last night while stalking your social media page"

"I took a serious padslapping in bed last night"

"Ooo. PadSlap! Maybe next time hold that pad with your dominant hand."
PadSlap by BelieveIt_ImHip February 18, 2015
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The act of forcefully slapping a pan like object to ones head.
Im going to panslap Lauren today if she doesn't pay me back.
panslap by nicole!fromIL February 12, 2008
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The act of forcefully slapping a pan like object to ones head.
Im going to panslap Lauren today if she doesn't pay me back.
panslap by nicole!fromIL February 11, 2008

Pad-slap 

The act of slapping someone across the face with a used feminine napkin.
You are asking for a serious pad-slapping.
Pad-slap by WrathOfKron December 13, 2012

Padalaphailic

Dang man, you just dropped your iPod and broke the screen for the 5th time! You're a padalaphailic.
Padalaphailic by Diotecktec May 9, 2009
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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