Patch

To temporarily ignore or leave out someone, usually due to a minor fall out. Can be done face to face, by text or msn.

Girl 1: OH NO! Emma just tried to talk to me online! Urgh she is soooo annoying
Girl 2: hmm just patch her

Boy: I saw Christie today and waved at her, but she just patched me...

by patching.master January 3, 2010

patch

In Computer Software industry: the process of taking old bugs out and putting new ones in.

I'll download that patch from Microsoft when they release a service pack to fix what it broke.

by db.not December 28, 2005

patch

(n.) an electronic file alteration intended to correct or update a faulty or vulnerable file, akin to a cloth 'patch'.

You gotta install the latest patch or somebody could get into your inbox, okay?

by kinsmed July 15, 2004

patch

Female frontal pubic hair area trimmed into the shape of a rectangle.

"That chick's patch is all dialed in."

by Steve Austin April 25, 2003

patch

to "make out with"; Australian teen slang term.

I just patched the fugliest girl! Someone wash out my mouth!

by hotlamp December 30, 2008

Patch

To be spanked on the buttocks with a wet and soapy rubber glove.

Patch me harder baby....yeah, that's how I like it.

by FUCKUPHIMA January 24, 2015

patch

a spot of hair that is missing from your head usually used as a cap for cappers

1. Damn look at that fat ass PATCH!!
2. Awwww PATCH!!

by qjouwsetriynu December 16, 2008