Female frontal pubic hair area trimmed into the shape of a rectangle.
"That chick's patch is all dialed in."
A foul rank disgusting workplace cafeteria
Hey, wanna go get some rancid lunch in the crapeteria
To expel fecal material, resembling the shape of a log.
"Before we leave, I'm going to hit the can and log out."
When you go into the bathroom and it looks like someone had a piece of dynamite shoved up their ass and it exploded all over the work toilet, staining it forever.
Damn, somebody lit off a mega crapcracker in here
The ability to crap anywhere, anytime in any conditions
Did you see Dave crap on MT Everest that dude is way crapitextrous
When you're single and nauseated by all the supposedly "happy" couples making goo goo eyes and calling each other shmoopy around you.
Great another fucking Crapintines Day alone
Buy a
Crapintines Day
mug!
the ability to send text messages with either hand
I use both thumbs to text. I'm ambitexterous
