pumpkin'd 

To throw pumpkins or pumpkin purée at someone or something.

Sorry, Johnny just got pumpkin'd. He'll be out of the shower in a second.

pumpkin'd by StormyPenguin November 7, 2010

Pumpkin'd 

Overly incompetent, arrogant, ignorant douchebag gets what has been coming to him for years, leaving his wing-slinging Hooter’s waitress of a mistress behind. The masses celebrate. All is right with the world.

Dude, did you hear? Bill just got Pumpkin'd!

Pumpkin'd by All the girls he loved, before! January 14, 2008

PUMPKIN'D 

Meaning: You get stuck on trees, logs or rocks.

Spawning beside cliffs to make you fall.

CAREFUL WHEN U PLAY GAMES! IT WILL HAPPEN!

Great! I'm stuck on a tree! I got pumpkin'd!

PUMPKIN'D by PHGAMES January 26, 2024

pumpkin dick 

1. A penis that is on the shorter side but has so much girth that it has the ability to cause women intese pleasure and/or pain

2. A penis with so much girth that during oral sex a woman has a hard time fitting it in her mouth

1. Kori: So have you and Chris done it yet?
Shannon: Yeah and let me tell you he's kinda short but I had the best orgasm of my life
Kori: He knows how to work it, doesn't he?
Shannon: He has got the best pumpkin dick I've ever seen and had. I couldn't walk right all day!

2. I wanted to give him head last night but he had a pumpkin dick that made it impossible.

pumpkin dick by Pocket Change November 18, 2011

Pumpkin Dumping 

To defecate in a carved Halloween pumpkin.

I just ate some White Castle with a Taco Bell chaser. I'm ready to go pumpkin dumping.

Pumpkin Dumping by The Pumpkin King September 24, 2006

pumkin'd 

When one is on a reality show, to spit in the face of another contestant of said show.

He (Tailor Made) straight up pumkin'd Mr Wise.

pumkin'd by deathmuffin November 19, 2007

pumpkin dong 

the stem of a pumpkin that is long and phallic shaped

You best watch your ass in the pumpkin patch, those pumpkin dongs are super long!

pumpkin dong by donka-dewballs December 19, 2015