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To throw pumpkins or pumpkin purée at someone or something.

Sorry, Johnny just got pumpkin'd. He'll be out of the shower in a second.

pumpkin'd by StormyPenguin November 7, 2010

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Pumpkin'd

Overly incompetent, arrogant, ignorant douchebag gets what has been coming to him for years, leaving his wing-slinging Hooter’s waitress of a mistress behind. The masses celebrate. All is right with the world.

Dude, did you hear? Bill just got Pumpkin'd!

Pumpkin'd by All the girls he loved, before! January 14, 2008

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PUMPKIN'D

Meaning: You get stuck on trees, logs or rocks.

Spawning beside cliffs to make you fall.

CAREFUL WHEN U PLAY GAMES! IT WILL HAPPEN!

Great! I'm stuck on a tree! I got pumpkin'd!

PUMPKIN'D by PHGAMES January 26, 2024

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pumpkin dick

1. A penis that is on the shorter side but has so much girth that it has the ability to cause women intese pleasure and/or pain

2. A penis with so much girth that during oral sex a woman has a hard time fitting it in her mouth

1. Kori: So have you and Chris done it yet?
Shannon: Yeah and let me tell you he's kinda short but I had the best orgasm of my life
Kori: He knows how to work it, doesn't he?
Shannon: He has got the best pumpkin dick I've ever seen and had. I couldn't walk right all day!

2. I wanted to give him head last night but he had a pumpkin dick that made it impossible.

pumpkin dick by Pocket Change November 18, 2011

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Pumpkin Dumping

To defecate in a carved Halloween pumpkin.

I just ate some White Castle with a Taco Bell chaser. I'm ready to go pumpkin dumping.

Pumpkin Dumping by The Pumpkin King September 24, 2006

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pumkin'd

When one is on a reality show, to spit in the face of another contestant of said show.

He (Tailor Made) straight up pumkin'd Mr Wise.

pumkin'd by deathmuffin November 19, 2007

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pumpkin dong

the stem of a pumpkin that is long and phallic shaped

You best watch your ass in the pumpkin patch, those pumpkin dongs are super long!

pumpkin dong by donka-dewballs December 19, 2015

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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