pumpkin dong

the stem of a pumpkin that is long and phallic shaped
You best watch your ass in the pumpkin patch, those pumpkin dongs are super long!
by donka-dewballs October 24, 2015
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makin' that bacon

getting your undercarriage worked up so much that it starts to sizzle
Damn gurl, you been makin' that bacon for so long that it's about time to plate that shit up.
by donka-dewballs November 11, 2014
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south in the mouth

frowning, unhappy
Ever since Eloise kicked Johnny in the peach pits, he's been south in the mouth.
by donka-dewballs November 02, 2015
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