south in the mouth

frowning, unhappy

Ever since Eloise kicked Johnny in the peach pits, he's been south in the mouth.

by donka-dewballs January 03, 2016

makin' that bacon

getting your undercarriage worked up so much that it starts to sizzle

Damn gurl, you been makin' that bacon for so long that it's about time to plate that shit up.

by donka-dewballs November 11, 2014

pumpkin dong

the stem of a pumpkin that is long and phallic shaped

You best watch your ass in the pumpkin patch, those pumpkin dongs are super long!

by donka-dewballs December 19, 2015