Pooplextion 

When you eat so much crappy ass food that you can’t shit for days and then you get dirty ass zits on your face.

Roy: You look like you are going through puberty again.

Rachel: Nope. That’s just my pooplextion, Roy.

Pooplextion by Denim Allis May 18, 2018

Pooprection 

When you shit yourself and the poop pushes into the back of your pants giving the appearance of a backwards erection.

Person 1: Hey whats wrong with that guys pants?

Person 2: Dude thats totally a pooprection!

Pooprection by ChuckBazooka October 27, 2015

poopexting 

Texting while you poop.

While I waited for the shower to warm up, I was poopexting my friends.

poopexting by Ladhra May 30, 2014

Poopception 

When you are taking a dump and you realize through texting, phone calls, etc that several others (friends, family, pets, etc.) are also taking a dump at the same time and at least 1 of them is in a different time zone, making their dump in your past or in your future.

"I am sitting in my bathroom taking a dump and I look out the window as my dog walks up outside and takes a dump. magic

Little did you know, the magic goes deeper, as I am pooping as well. POOPCEPTION
But I'm technically pooping in your past, due to the time difference.

Mind. Blown."

Poopception by flyernotes06 October 8, 2011

poopfectionist 

The complete opposite of a perfectionist.

Dan Angelucci thinks he's such a perfectionist, but really he's a poopfectionist.

poopfectionist by Truth Online February 20, 2011

Poopertion 

V. To have anal sex with a woman from behind so that one can pretend that the penetratee is actually a man.

Poopert- N. The penitrator in the case of poopersion.

Dog, Anna got drunk and told everyone that she was persuaded and commited poopertion last saturday.

Man, thats wierd that poopert left through the back door.
-Yea... Classic poopertion.

Poopertion by PatsyShen6969 July 22, 2007

POOPRECTION 

WHEN YOU GOTS TO GO POO BUT GOT A STIFFY TOO.

Poor Jerome, He's had been in the bathroom for and hour and still has a pooprection.

POOPRECTION by CherryLipz September 28, 2020