When you are taking a dump and you realize through texting, phone calls, etc that several others (friends, family, pets, etc.) are also taking a dump at the same time and at least 1 of them is in a different time zone, making their dump in your past or in your future.

"I am sitting in my bathroom taking a dump and I look out the window as my dog walks up outside and takes a dump. magic

Little did you know, the magic goes deeper, as I am pooping as well. POOPCEPTION
But I'm technically pooping in your past, due to the time difference.

Mind. Blown."

Poopception by flyernotes06 October 8, 2011

poopfectionist

The complete opposite of a perfectionist.

Dan Angelucci thinks he's such a perfectionist, but really he's a poopfectionist.

poopfectionist by Truth Online February 20, 2011

Poopertion

V. To have anal sex with a woman from behind so that one can pretend that the penetratee is actually a man.

Poopert- N. The penitrator in the case of poopersion.

Dog, Anna got drunk and told everyone that she was persuaded and commited poopertion last saturday.

Man, thats wierd that poopert left through the back door.
-Yea... Classic poopertion.

Poopertion by PatsyShen6969 July 22, 2007

POOPRECTION

WHEN YOU GOTS TO GO POO BUT GOT A STIFFY TOO.

Poor Jerome, He's had been in the bathroom for and hour and still has a pooprection.

POOPRECTION by CherryLipz September 28, 2020

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026