Poopception 

When you are taking a dump and you realize through texting, phone calls, etc that several others (friends, family, pets, etc.) are also taking a dump at the same time and at least 1 of them is in a different time zone, making their dump in your past or in your future.

"I am sitting in my bathroom taking a dump and I look out the window as my dog walks up outside and takes a dump. magic

Little did you know, the magic goes deeper, as I am pooping as well. POOPCEPTION
But I'm technically pooping in your past, due to the time difference.

Mind. Blown."

Poopception by flyernotes06 October 8, 2011

poopcation 

Taking an extra long time in the bathroom while pooping. Poopcation entertainment comes in the form of texting, reading, draw something, and other such phone activities.

M: I was reading online about poop and it came to my attention that it may not be healthy to hurry while pooping.
J: Yeah I have always been a fan of the poopcation.

poopcation by Slapping Theresa October 15, 2012

Pornception

A porn folder inside another folder inside a locked folder inside a folder.

C:\Users\Me\Documents\StarCraft II\Replays\Unsaved\VersusAI\Kittens\Puppies\Penguins\Tits

"Hold on, I'll send you the picture.. I just have to deal with this pornception first"

Pornception by Herpderpsherp September 14, 2011

Proception 

1. A process by which ones experiences and encounters with the environment and behaviors, change their ideas and thoughts.

2. A process of developing new ideas through intentional interaction with the physical world and human behaviors.

3. A combination or the words process and conception.

The basis for the new product was a proception that was heavily influenced by wasteful consumption.

Proception by CSMILE November 27, 2012

Pooprection 

When you shit yourself and the poop pushes into the back of your pants giving the appearance of a backwards erection.

Person 1: Hey whats wrong with that guys pants?

Person 2: Dude thats totally a pooprection!

Pooprection by ChuckBazooka October 27, 2015

Pooplextion 

When you eat so much crappy ass food that you can’t shit for days and then you get dirty ass zits on your face.

Roy: You look like you are going through puberty again.

Rachel: Nope. That’s just my pooplextion, Roy.

Pooplextion by Denim Allis May 18, 2018

Poopcation 

When an individual has spent a ridiculously extended amount of time in the bathroom. Specifically, when they are using the extended time to avoid compleating a task, or to get an extra paid break at work.

"Felicia has been in the bathroom for, like, 45 minutes. Either she is dead, or she is on a poopcation."

Poopcation by Mama Margarita May 17, 2014