Poopfart is a universal noun. Poopfart can be a person, place, thing, thought, or idea. Poopfart as a person: Someone who is dirty, says dumb things, or maybe just your best friend. Poopfart as a place: Any place you are going, or even where you are. Poopfart as a thing: Anything that has mass and is an object. Poopfart as a thought or idea: Any idea from anyone that you think is perposterous, great, or meaningless. Poopfart is the new greatest noun, you can use it in anyway, and how ever you want, no one will ever be offended, and it makes you cut down on cursing.
Place: Hey, let's go uptown to poopfart! I love shopping at that place!
Thing: *stubs toe on object* What is that poopfart doing there!
Thought or Idea: I have a poopfart! OR That poopfart is dumb, marcel the shell could think of something better.
What you say when you're really about to shit your pants and the bathroom is either far away or occupied.
You typically yell this in a state of panic as you can feel the shit trying ever so desperately to jump out of your butthole. You clench like your life depends on it. Which in this case it lowkey does.
"Get out of my way! Fuck! POOP POOP POOP FART FART FART SHIT SHIT SHIT"
"The bathroom is, like, really far away, and do you see the line? It's occupied! Clench!"