In the IRC (Internet Relay Chat) world PM-Phobia (PM=Private Message)is the fear of unsolicited Private Messages particularly those of a sexual nature.
Hey baby can I pm you for a second, "No, I got pmphobia" get lost. i.e Hey hotty want to see my *bleep* pm me and I'll give you the password; no, and thank god for my pmphobia.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)