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pita bread 

Slang for anything that's a pain in the ass. A lot catchier than just saying something's "PITA" and can easily be overlooked by non-suspecting parties.
Damn bro, that test was HARD!
Ya, that teacher is pita bread, yo.
pita bread by craigahman December 9, 2008

pita bread 

The ass of a woman or simply a woman who has had anal intercourse without enough preparation/lubrication and is now feeling some sort of pain in the ass (i.e. pita) as a result.
1. My girl R gave me anal with little to no preparation and now she's turned into a pita bread.
2. Come on boo, I told you to never EVER forget the lube but you didn't listen, enjoy your pita bread.
pita bread by BeenSearchin June 16, 2023

Pita Bread Tits

A light skinned hispanic girl who essentially has no tits or nipples. Its just flat, just like pita bread.
Johnny: I had sex with Julia last night and she had some pita bread tits. She doesnt even need a bra!

Lawrence: Wow, how deceiving.
Pita Bread Tits by VCFL September 19, 2016

Pita bread tits

A pita bread is a half round, very flat bread. So pita bread breasts = flat, sagging breasts
She was a very old woman and didn't wear a bra. Under her t-shirt, you could see her pita bread tits.
Pita bread tits by Carlotta4711 September 19, 2016

Pita Bread tits

A woman with extremely small breast, we could say it looks like pita bread
Oh lord have mercy that woman has some pita bread tits
Pita Bread tits by Psykotikiks September 18, 2016

Pita bread dick 

A man with a small, light-skinned, flat penis. One that could be seen as a piece of pita bread.
Oh lord have mercy that man has a pita bread dick
Pita bread dick by Rockslinga September 20, 2016
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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