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PITA Bread 

Money that was a Pain In The Ass to earn.
"Yeah, the tips were fine, but the customers were dicks, so it was all PITA Bread."
PITA Bread by Orcasisla August 1, 2008
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pita bread 

Slang for anything that's a pain in the ass. A lot catchier than just saying something's "PITA" and can easily be overlooked by non-suspecting parties.
Damn bro, that test was HARD!
Ya, that teacher is pita bread, yo.
pita bread by craigahman December 9, 2008

pita bread 

The ass of a woman or simply a woman who has had anal intercourse without enough preparation/lubrication and is now feeling some sort of pain in the ass (i.e. pita) as a result.
1. My girl R gave me anal with little to no preparation and now she's turned into a pita bread.
2. Come on boo, I told you to never EVER forget the lube but you didn't listen, enjoy your pita bread.
pita bread by BeenSearchin June 16, 2023

Pita Bread Tits

A light skinned hispanic girl who essentially has no tits or nipples. Its just flat, just like pita bread.
Johnny: I had sex with Julia last night and she had some pita bread tits. She doesnt even need a bra!

Lawrence: Wow, how deceiving.
Pita Bread Tits by VCFL September 19, 2016

Pita bread tits

A pita bread is a half round, very flat bread. So pita bread breasts = flat, sagging breasts
She was a very old woman and didn't wear a bra. Under her t-shirt, you could see her pita bread tits.
Pita bread tits by Carlotta4711 September 19, 2016

Pita Bread tits

A woman with extremely small breast, we could say it looks like pita bread
Oh lord have mercy that woman has some pita bread tits
Pita Bread tits by Psykotikiks September 18, 2016

Pita bread dick 

A man with a small, light-skinned, flat penis. One that could be seen as a piece of pita bread.
Oh lord have mercy that man has a pita bread dick
Pita bread dick by Rockslinga September 20, 2016
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