more severe than pissed the hell off
one is subject to kick the object/person's ass
spontaneously combusting is imminent
side effects include:
-red in the face
-steamcoming out of ears
-yelling/screaming
-speaking through clenched teeth
-hands at side trembling
Katie: Tom, what's wrong?
Tom: I'm so pissed the fuck off...
Katie: Why honey?
Tom: BECAUSE OF YOU AND THOSE DAMN KIDS!!!!!
Regarding the LeBron James-Gisele Bundchen-Vogue-cover controversy, Jason Whitlock (Columnist for the Kansas City Star and FOXSports) writes:
I can barely keep up with when I'm supposed to be disappointed as opposed to offended as opposed to being pissed smooththe fuck off.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.