The act of one inserting his penis into an individual's ear for the purpose of sexual pleasure. Fabulous.
See also: ear sex, ear fucking, Family Guy, getting fucked in the ear, Prick Up Your Ears, sticky ear...
See also: ear sex, ear fucking, Family Guy, getting fucked in the ear, Prick Up Your Ears, sticky ear...
by Whiteboyrobot April 26, 2012
Coworker: I've got a potential customer on line 2 for you.
Response: What are the perts?
Coworker: It's a woman named Josephine Dokes. She's got an afghan hound and she saw our ad for the no-tangle pet comb.
Response: What are the perts?
Coworker: It's a woman named Josephine Dokes. She's got an afghan hound and she saw our ad for the no-tangle pet comb.
by goose_on_a_roof February 28, 2018
Aesthetically the perfect breasts, not too big and can hold their own against gravity and blouse tug (derived from "pert and perky")
"Dude, I know ya love those knee-shootin’ yabos but there’s such a thing as too big. Now take that little amuse-bouche. That quasar has got a nice set of perts."
by goose_on_a_roof October 09, 2020
a shout-out to a girl’s technical or artistic capability as being expert and pertinent. Used specifically to draw attention to a female’s value, beyond her physical appearance, or in the context of a male dominated activity.
by privacylost May 03, 2021
by Dark 1 January 10, 2004
A talking wooden wind-up explosive vibrator, whose anus has been claimed by a REPO team and made public property. They exist as a race in space lads and are constantly made fun of with many snapshotted mistakes and memes.
Arke does NOT have a wild ass.
Arke does NOT have a wild ass.
by TXN Perte' January 15, 2017
1) Charlie Harper: Grab that pert little ass!
2) "Dig those pert breasts on that fine chick!"
3) "She's so cute with her pert, little nose and soft, smooth cheeks."
2) "Dig those pert breasts on that fine chick!"
3) "She's so cute with her pert, little nose and soft, smooth cheeks."
by THE-CREED-OF-VIRTUE December 22, 2012