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Is Your Sim Card PAYG?
PAYG by Tanim Chowdhury October 2, 2008
Words you can keep
Phat Ass Yellow Girl. Similiar to PAWG in that the female is thiccc with multiple c's and has a really huge ass with the only key difference being her ethnicity; an Asian chick with a fat fucking ass.
Damn bro, you catch that PAYG who just walked in?! Fuck coronavirus, I just caught a case of yellow fever.
PAYG by orangeale March 16, 2020
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PAYG Pirate 

someone who keeps minimum credit in their cellphone/mobile so they can ring you once and hang up so that you return the call and they talk for a long time hi-jacking your credit/allowance.
That Stevie rang me and hanged up yesterday, when i called him back he got the verbal handcuffs on and kept me on the phone for 30 min+, hes a real Pay As You Go pirate. PAYG pirate
The mere sight of his number/caller ID strikes as much fear as the Jolly Rodger itself.
1. Shorthand for "pay as you go." This zippy little term was used by President Obama in February 2010 to describe his new approach to federal spending and fiscal discipline.

2. The opposite of "buy now, pay later."

3. An idea whose time has not yet come, at least not on Capitol Hill.
"Let's invest $58 billion in a new Highway to Nowhere up there in Alaska. It'll stimulate the economy for sure!"

"No way, buddy. We're on the Paygo plan now."
Paygo by Peter Kobs February 14, 2010
Payge is the most beautiful, unique person you will ever meet. She has the eyes of a goddess, so deep and so stunning it's hard to look away. Not only is she breathtaking, but she's smart. Always knows what to say, when to say it. Payge has the ability to steal any mans heart, yet hers is the hardest to catch. Her heart it too pure to intentionally hurt someone. Payge is really, really funny but somehow, even more sexy. When in love, it's hard to get her and her significant other out of the bedroom. Very out going and hardly ever shy. Has a really hard time letting people in, but doesn't go out of her way to push them away.

All that aside, if Payge has ever loved you, you'll never forget her. And if Payge loves you now, you'll pray you never lose her.
Example, if your sad, Payge will do all that she can to make you happy even if it's the last thing on earth she wants to be doing.
Payge by JohnDoes1234 October 27, 2010
A beautiful and creative soul with a heart of gold. She shines like the summer sun, when she smiles and warms up your day being part of it. She is talented, caring and strong. Intelligent and intuitive, she has the will to accomplish anything that she sets her mind to. A dreamer, she is adventurous and has a joyful spirit in love and life. She wants the greatest for everyone. If you have a Payge in your life you should cherish her and always treat her like a precious gem.
Paygebeautifulwarmcaringcreativestrongintelligentprecious
Payge by DevinHart February 4, 2010

above Reddit's paygrade 

Term used on advice subreddits to indicate that the OP's issue is something that Reddit is wholly unsuited for resolution of and that should really be referred to a lawyer or a therapist.
"The trauma caused by you walking in on your wife getting throat-fucked by a circus clown is really above Reddit's paygrade. You should see a therapist."
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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