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The act of hitting both the upright and the crossbar while attempting a field goal.
Bro, our kicker just fucked us with that Parkey and the Bears lost the game!
Parkey by pmong January 6, 2019
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An ugly girl
Ugh look at parkey
parkey by Llol February 21, 2017
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To fuck up. i.e. verb Parkey parkeyed the game winning field winning goal.
Parkey. Noun. the person who fucks ups. i.e. I am Parkey. I missed the game the winning field goal.
See above. Parkey parkeyed the field goal.
parkey by snotnosenose January 12, 2019

Cody Parkey 

A kicker who was quite bad. He is usually seen missing field goals to the #6 seed in the NFC in the playoffs. He was beheaded on January 6, 2019 after he missed a field goal. It was not him however. The Bears needed a better kicker so Blair Walsh pretended to be Cody Parkey. Parkey then booked the first flight out of Chicago.
Cody Parkey will choke on Sunday,January 9, 2022 for the Green Bay Packers. Calling right after he missed the game winner for the Bears.
Cody Parkey by iaintajap January 6, 2019

Cody Parkey 

The only kicker in the NFL who aims for the goalpost. The entire city of Chicago hates you along with your teammates, coaches, and trainers.
Cody Parkey literally shanks every field goal because he thinks the crossbar challenge is still relevant.

Cody Parkey 

A guy who just likes to Hit the uprights while kicking a football.
Aldrick Rosas is never a Cody Parkey because he doesn’t ever hit the uprights.
Cody Parkey by Meatingaura January 7, 2019

South Parkey 

The term used when you are describing something that relates to south park in either a similar art style or similar humour to the hit show on comedy central
"Hey that piece of work you have done on photoshop is kind of south parkey"
"Oh yeah i see that"
South Parkey by RelicNThat November 6, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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