PAPER MONKEY

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Someone who has a desk job doing paperwork.

Boss: Kathryn what are you doing?

Kathryn: I'za doin my werk like a good Paper Monkey!

Guy on a first date: So what do you do for a living?

Girl: I work at a car dealership, processing loan applications.

Guy: Ohh! Your a Paper Monkey!

PAPER MONKEY by RedRibbonSword October 19, 2010

Words you can keep

Paper Monkey

The Polished Perplexing Peregrinous Potty Pixelmonkey

Queen Smilie Creator

My Favourite Stalkee

I am the Monkey, I can go anywhere!

Paper Monkey by colin miles February 17, 2004

monkey paper

A document fraudulently signed by an able-bodied person claiming a disability for the purposes of getting a helper monkey

"Don't sign no monkey papers" - Lady Gaga

monkey paper by Gaga Fan/law student February 15, 2009

Paper Money

Currently, the most widely used form of currency. It is utterly useless and fraudulent and the main source of all evil, corruption, terror and distress in the form of inevitable inflation. It only has value because the government tell us it does, but throughout history, the sham of paper money backed by nothing slowly reveals itself to the people. All paper currencies become valued at zero at one point in history. The US dollar is next. You can thank your good friend Obama, Bernanke and the federal reserve for the acceleration of this process.

Friend 1 - "Hey I just got $1000 and Im going to put it in my bank account so I can save money"
Friend 2 - "Hey too bad that that money is soon to be useless. You should buy gold, silver, palladium or any other actual asset to protect against inflation"
Friend 1 - "CONSPIRACY THOERIST!!! PAPER MONEY IS NEVER GOING TO BE USELESS AND IS NOT A FRAUD THE GOVERNMENT TOLD ME SO!"
Friend 2 - "Im just trying to help you out so you dont get screwed over when hyperinflation hits"

Paper Money by Pon Raul August 5, 2010

toilet paper money

code word for Crack money

"Don't worry bout it, I'll be right up there with your toilet paper money"

toilet paper money by bri_nic23 June 12, 2009

brown paper bag money

Money made from hustling.

That brown paper bag money push my mattress through the roof.

brown paper bag money by Borbus January 9, 2008

brown paper bag money

money earned from selling dope

I don't know how I'd make it without that brown paper bag money.

brown paper bag money by pacmanrolle July 20, 2008

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026