U.T.P.

Under The Pump. Or when one is under pressure to complete a task from a deadline, etc.

Used in the workplace as an acronym. Coined by Mr Dave "Reesdog" Reeson in late 2006.

"Come on fellaz we are really U.T.P. here. Let's get working!"

U.T.P. by Lil Pesos February 29, 2008

P.T.U.T.

Prime Toilet Usage Time - pronounced Pee-Tut.
This the moment in time on public transport, especially airplanes, when the toilet is as popular as the curry everyone ate the night before.
Occurs immediately after the seatbelt signs turn off. This is when, after a massive night of drinking, one should occupy the toilet a.s.a.p., and then do his stink. Results vary.

"I just got those fuckers good, I just stank out the whole back cabin during ptut"

"Go man, go! Its P.T.U.T.!!!"

P.T.U.T. by Billy Peppers November 23, 2009

B.Y.P.U.T.Y.C.O.M.D 

Beat your pussy up till you come on my dick

I will disrespectfully b.y.p.u.t.y.c.o.m.d

B.Y.P.U.T.Y.C.O.M.D by anonymous April 3, 2021

i.d.k.h.t.t.y.t.b.u.a.t.b.p.i.e.m 

“ i.d.k.h.t.t.y.t.b.u.a.t.b.p.i.e.m” this means I don’t know how to tell you this but you are the best person I ever met.

If someone ever said something like hey try to read this “ i.d.k.h.t.t.y.t.b.u.a.t.b.p.i.e.m” well now you know.

i.d.k.h.t.t.y.t.b.u.a.t.b.p.i.e.m by Dontplayb February 27, 2021

u.p.t. 

Meaning "Usual Party Time".

"Hey, are we hanging out Saturday?"
"Yeah, U.P.T."

u.p.t. by R.S September 9, 2007

h y p e r n u t 

When you haven't beaten your meat for over 24 hours and you need to nut so you beat it so fast that your nut goes at the speed of light

I just H Y P E R N U T all over my hair.

h y p e r n u t by hamstring puller November 14, 2016

p.o.s.p.o.t.u.s. 

piece of shit resident

Our p.o.s.p.o.t.u.s. is taxing tanning salons.

p.o.s.p.o.t.u.s. by Bustedjaouted December 20, 2010