P.O.U.S.

(noun), Poo Of Unusual Size.

Based on the terminology used in the movie The Princess Bride, in reference to the R.O.U.S.'s (Rodents Of Unusual Size) found in the Fire Swamp.

This is an extremely large poo, at least a portion of which exhibits exceptional girth. This type of poo usually exits very slowly and after a stressful episode of exhaustive straining, suddenly drops into the toilet. This is the correct and technical term to use, although this type of doody is often mislabeled as "doodying out a coke can," "crapping out a watermelon," or in general, when someone claimed they shat (past tense) out a friggin' <insert large object name here>.

Note that during a P.O.U.S., you may experience intermittent symptoms of M.W.P., (Machete Wielding Poo).

Whew, I'm glad that's over...I just knew I had ripped my butthole open when I dropped that P.O.U.S. earlier.

by OneDoody September 6, 2010

P.O.U.S.

Person of Unusual Size. Cf the film _Princess Bride_ and its depiction of R.O.U.S.es (Rodents of Unusual Size).

A P.O.U.S. is just more exciting than a normal size person. I don't care if it's Chuy from _Chelsea Lately_ or Jeremy Lin--just show me something interesting.

by jillnpinky November 9, 2012

p.o.s.p.o.t.u.s.

piece of shit resident

Our p.o.s.p.o.t.u.s. is taxing tanning salons.

by Bustedjaouted December 20, 2010

U.S.A.P.O.

USA Pwns Olympics.

it's just a fact.

michael phelps is an example of how the U.S.A.P.O.

by mynamecantbeusedbyanyoneelse October 10, 2008

m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q

This is going from top to bottom, right to left on your keyboard with spaces in between all the letter. You do this when your so board that you refuse to do something productive and start searching random things.

James was so board that he started typing m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q instead of reading his book.

by Hello. Bye. November 20, 2020

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!

Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

by RANDOMPERSON22345 January 7, 2022

S O U P!

General all around goodness/perfection.

Student 1 "What grade did you get on your report card? An E? Loser!"
Student 2 "No, I consumed S O U P! and using only 0.1% of my new founded power I altered space time to give my self an S+ Grade."
Student 1 "Da fook?"

by CEO of S O U P! February 20, 2021