Oyster shooter

When a man ejaculates into a womans vagina as she lies in the missionary position and he immediately goes down on her and pushes down onto her stomach firing his own creampie into his mouth and sucks it down like an oyster shooter.

Tyler fired a hot one into kims vagina and popped down for an oyster shooter

Oyster shooter by Hugh jassle January 11, 2021

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oyster shooter

When a massive load of cum is shotgunned into the back of the throat, forcing an instaneous swallow.

She was ball deep on my cock and her tongue tickled my balls in just the right way, I gave her a surprise oyster shooter. She was pissed.

oyster shooter by KBI2113 May 17, 2014

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Oyster Shooter

When you cum into that pussy and it’s beading up on the bottom of those labia, looking like a pearl in an oyster on the half shell. Then she squat down over yo confused ass face and the moment it hits yo tongue she pressure washes pee down yo throat.

Oyster Shooter

“Bro I spent ten grand on some oyster shooters last night.” “What?!?! Where?!??”
“That red light district son”

Oyster Shooter by Daltronik February 11, 2025

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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