Oxford High 

when you are intellectually high on marijuana and you find yourself thinking very deeply about academic subjects (such as History, Literature, Philosophy, Language, Science, Education, Math, Politics, and/or Art) and you have intellectual revelations.

mike: hey how was that weed?

Vann: dude amazing! it gave me an Oxford High so i was thinking about Literature and its importance in expressing how we've always felt the same throughout history. then i smoked more and appreciated the shit out of shakespeare

mike: i gotta get me some of this weed, i wanna be Oxford High too!

Oxford High by Michael O'Megle July 15, 2010

Oxford High School CT 

Located in the shittiest, smallest town you can think of, also known as “cowtown” or “oxhood”. Full of white people, white supremacists, white potheads who act like they’re black, and a crazy superintendent/principal duo. Trump supporter central. Mostly rich kids who are completely sheltered to the world. Most kids graduate from here and stay in Ct their whole lives. Opioid problems, overdoses, shitty parties, judgemental people, lightweights, vape central and crazy bitches. Known for rivalry with Seymour high. Wins one game and acts like they’re undefeated when in reality all the sports teams suck. Most likely to win an award for “most kids peaked in highschool” or “least school spirit”

“Oh you go to Oxford High School Ct? Wait.. where even is that?”

Oxford High School CT by cowtown101 May 3, 2018

Oxford High School 

A school predominantly filled with An Asian race who are music prodigy’s. A majority of the girls are from the junior school and can be clingy but the rest are super sunny and attractive. You will be blown away. The boys equivalent is MCS.

Mcs boys: woah did you those girls.
Other people: yes they’re from Oxford High School

Oxford High School by Telula January 3, 2018

Oxford High Girl 

Preppy Oxford girls who think they’re the shit and have an intense rivalry with headington girls.

‘Wow she’s so full of herself’
‘She must be an Oxford High Girl’

Oxford High Girl by grasseyesgyal January 4, 2018

Oxford High School 

A school full of rich white assholes in Michigan. Oxford is filled with cunts and liars but make up for it with a half decent football field for their shitty team that they spend all their money on.

Girl: Wow this school is really pretty

Boy: Don’t let it fool you, Oxford High School is a cesspool of idiots and assholes

Oxford High School by Gay_privileged_giraffe October 14, 2021

Oxford High Girls 

All MCS boys should go out with the Oxford High Girls. Some r stuck up and obnoxious but the rest may be shy at first but when u get to know them the are funny,chatty and really friendly.

MCS boy: those girls r hot

Another MCS boy: they’re Oxford High Girls

Oxford High Girls by Anonymousperson10293984765 January 4, 2018

new oxford high school 

This is the last school in the Conewago Township school district. It consists of your basic groups. The jocks, preps, cheerleaders, gossips, emo’s, and out casts. There are significant amounts of gay students there. People like to smoke in the bathrooms because they can’t wait till they get home. They also like to skip class. And every now and then there’s the occasional sexting between teacher and student

Look there goes another student from New Oxford high school

new oxford high school by Yoooitsme04 March 3, 2019