Oxdong 

The name for a big cock.

Slap this oxdong for awhile bitch!

Oxdong by OXDONG March 5, 2004

mike oxlong 

a joke name like mike hunt, when said it sounds similar to the phrase "my cock's long"

person a) hey put a call out for Mike Oxlong
person b) Mike Oxlong, call for Mike Oxlong

mike oxlong by tallnick June 11, 2006

Mike Oxmall/Mike Oxlong 

These names are plays on words to get gullible folks to say "My Cock's Small" or "My Cock's Long." Either one works on a fool.
*Mike Oxmall can also be spelled "Mike Oxsmall for more subtlety.

Chad: Oi mate, I changed my name to Mike Oxmall.
Bradley: Hi, Mike Oxmall.
Chad: You muppet.
Bradley: What?
Chad: Mike Oxmall/Mike Oxlong

Mike Oxmall/Mike Oxlong by Dickhead McDoucheface July 26, 2019

Mike Oxlong 

A trap name

Mike Oxlong! Mike Oxlong! Your order is ready!

Mike Oxlong by BigSmoke40 November 20, 2020

Charles Odongo 

1. Not in the dick business
2. Ugandan Prince
3. Not a fan of pincher bugs or bee stings
4. Known for fucking up truck sheets
5. He was never involved
6. AKA Chucky D, AKA Chuck Diesel, AKA BFC (Big Fat Charles), AKA Black Jesus, AKA Black Gold
7. Only person to score an 83 followed by a 47 on the same test

"Charles Odongo, how do you feel about manpussy?" "No! No! I'm not in the dick business!"

Charles Odongo by Signasty May 18, 2016

mike oxlong 

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mike oxlong by mike oxisrallylong March 28, 2023

Mike Oxlong 

A meme on the Internet. Of you break it down, Mike Oxlong basically is a meme version of My Cock's Long

Hey, Mike Oxlong!

Mike Oxlong by Tr45h June 9, 2022