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Owl Sex

Having silent sex with someone who has not told you their name. This results in the repetition of the word "who" throughout the session, which is the only sound you should hear.
Phil: My neighbor told me he had sex with a stranger, but I all I heard was the word "who".

Steve: That is called Owl Sex my friend.
by The Educator of the Kama Sutra January 21, 2012
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sex owl

A person who enjoys having sex at night.
"Wanna have morning sex?"
"Nah, I'm a sex owl."
by Imfine December 6, 2016
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did you have sex with my barn owl

Did you have sex with my barn owl is what to ask when you find your barn owl at the neighbor's, dressed in gaudy lingerie and smelling of cheap booze and jizz.

A positive answer can wreck a barn owl's reputation.
Frontenac was obliged to ask, "Did you have sex with my barn owl?" when he found "Barney" at his neighbor's in a compromising position.

He was extremely relieved to hear the answer, "No, we just got to third base."
by scodder May 14, 2010
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Sexy Owl

When having fornicating from behind, pull the girls head round to face you so she is in pain.
Niall's bitch loves having her head turned to face him making her a sexy owl!

"Dude I made a girl a sexy owl last night"
by Dr Hosslehoff November 21, 2012
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