Oviedo 

The provincial capital of Asturias, in northern Spain. Population is around 230,000 and it is full of beautifully manicured parks, streets, and nice/historic architecture, including a few pre-romanesque gems. There are lots of tourists and students and the Asturians here dress reeeeal fancy. They wear fur coats the first cold day of the year.

Let's go to Oviedo and get pissed on sidra. Then we can eat fabada and listen to bagpipers.

Oviedo by spoonistoobig March 27, 2011

Oviedo 

Nice city a couple minutes from Orlando where the people are sweet and all know each other.

Oviedo is a great place to live, its residents are like a family and you can go to OHS.

Oviedo by masturbasian December 4, 2010

oviedo 

The dankest lil town in the 407.

Yo, ain't chu and yer boiz headin' down to Oviedo tonite for the fire ass crip?

oviedo by br00klyn klc December 3, 2006

Oviedo High School 

A chill ass school with some chill ass people. Some people there are dicks but you can just fight em in the building 13 bathroom.

Guy: Damn, the Oviedo High School football team beat hagerty for the 258275th year in a row!
Guy 2: Them Oviedo Jhits crazy!
Guy 3: Yeah that's a chill ass school!

Oviedo High School by Unknownㅤㅤ October 20, 2021

oviedo tuxedo 

female laying face up on any surface while male partner squats over face, while facing toward her feet. The female tosses the male salad while the male places his balls on her collar bone with the shlong laying between the breast thus creating the tie (aka formal wear.) finishing move is man ejaculate on the belly creating the cumber bun.

That bitch was all dressed up in a Oviedo tuxedo. She must be goin to the Oscar's.

oviedo tuxedo by flavor420 October 23, 2011

OVIEDO’D 

Named after MLB pitcher Johan Oviedo who had many wins robbed from him because of the failure of his teammates

Oviedo’d: An MLB pitcher who

A) Pitches the best of any pitcher that game but DOES NOT get credit for the win

B) Pitches the best of any pitcher that game but takes the L for the horrific bullpen/defense/offense

1) Adam Wainright pitched well tonight, sadly the bullpen blew it and now he took a loss. He got Oviedo’d

2) Jordan Montgomery got Oviedo’d tonight when he pitched 7 strong innings but his team still lost because they scored 0 runs.

OVIEDO’D by STLfan006457 July 24, 2023

Oviedo: The First Juvenile Release 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Oviedo: The First Juvenile Release

Oviedo: The First Juvenile Release by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025