outslow

When someone you don't want to talk to is walking ahead of you and you slow down to avoid catching up with them.

Ugh Brad, there goes Jen. Mad, Z, get back here! We totally have to outslow her.

outslow by L. Hoyes January 8, 2009

Outslow

When two people who work as a team on a job try to work slower than each other.

Chuck and Bob are really trying to outslow each other today at work.

Outslow by sockmonkey0811 February 5, 2010

Outblown 

A way to describe something that shocks/moves your heart in a happy way

I was outblown when my friend gave to the poor

Outblown by Big bigger whale February 27, 2024

orifice-outflow overload

Refers to where all of your bodily-openings are all "venting" at once --- i.e., you're simultaneously sneezing, coughing/gagging, farting, etc. --- and so you are unable to adequately monitor them all at once to prevent messy "oopses". It's not unlike what happens when a piece of complex equipment suffers a major malfunction and causes alarms and indicator-lights to go off all over the place, and so you cannot possibly keep track of them all or deal with many multiple issues at once.

Anytime I feel a bout of orifice-outflow overload coming on, I simply shed all my lower garments and race to da nearest WC --- that way, I am safe from any "accidents" because any offending fluid/matter will just go down da toilet or into da sink, rather than soiling my clothes or anything else in my general vicinity. And so far I have yet to be cited for public indecency --- seems dat folks would prefer having to temporarily see me in my birthday-suit rather than mopping up copious quantities of puke/poop afterwards... they merely bring me my pants and briefs again from where I'd haphazardly flung them in my frenzied headlong dash for da crapper, so dat I can re-dress myself in privacy before emerging from the bathroom-stall again.

orifice-outflow overload by QuacksO February 5, 2019