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OuraRing

Tracking Device for Affluent Individuals… often times identified as the superior Sleep Tracking device. Oftentimes malfunctions around 21 months if the user is a chronic Masterbator.
Phillip’s OuraRing “malfunctioned” after 21 months due to his excessive self-pleasure activities.
by FunnyFkr512 August 12, 2023
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