Definitions by FunnyFkr512

OuraRing 

Tracking Device for Affluent Individuals… often times identified as the superior Sleep Tracking device. Oftentimes malfunctions around 21 months if the user is a chronic Masterbator.

Phillip’s OuraRing “malfunctioned” after 21 months due to his excessive self-pleasure activities.

OuraRing by FunnyFkr512 August 12, 2023