our president 

Our president
Rick Astley will never do these things to you:
Give You Up
Let You Down
Run Around
Desert You
Make You Cry
Say Goodbye
Tell A Lie
And Hurt You

'Look! our president is in a new meme!'
said boblina

our president by bucky barnes official May 12, 2022

Thank God John Kerry Is Our President

An exclamation that United States citizens, living in an alternate universe, would cry out, every time they had a glimpse of their alternate universe, in which George W. Bush is president.

Bush fucked up again! Aren't you glad we don't live in that shitty universe? Thank God John Kerry is our president!

Thank God John Kerry Is Our President by Ask Your Dad July 26, 2006

Donald Trump Our great fat ass fuck faced president

A fat ass rolly polly fuck face who likes shaking hands too hard and grabbing womans private parts.

He used to be in a tv show that probably hightened the number of fat ass perverts like him. What a cunt. What a slag.

Our beautiful fucking president.

All worship Donald Trump our great fat ass fuck faced president
All fuck up and shit on your nazi asses! HAil the church of the supreme donald and the support from the church of scientology. mental health
dosent exist dum asses.

Donald Trump Our great fat ass fuck faced president by LikeDAtAssSHit October 1, 2019

Actually Working On Our Presentation 

Actually Working On Our Presentation is about actually working on our presentation, instead of writing urban dictionary articles. It is about doing work and not doing some procrastination bullshit.

"Hey bitch, start actually working on our presentation. No, you can't put me in your dumbass urban dictionary bullshit."

Actually Working On Our Presentation by SayHiToYourMotherForMeSheIsHot February 14, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019