Ostranded 

A form of Small Town Syndrome affecting residents of Ostrander, Ohio, who don’t have their own transportation- thus leaving them stranded in a very isolated village.

Why can’t you move out of town?

Because I’m Ostranded. There’s no jobs or public transit here and I don’t have a car.

Ostranded by RedRockBlueMoon June 28, 2024

Ostranded 

A form of Small Town Syndrome, affecting residents of Ostrander, Ohio, who are lacking their own transportation- thus leaving them stranded in an isolated village. Many residents drive on suspended driver’s licenses to prevent becoming Ostranded.

Why don’t you move out of town if you hate it here so much?

Because I’m Ostranded. There’s no jobs or public transit out here and I don’t have a car. My cousin has 9 DUI’s and can’t give me a ride out of town.

Ostranded by RedRockBlueMoon June 28, 2024

Stranded in L.A. 

Stranded in L.A. is a web series created by Officially Stranded Productions. The web series has gained popularity of late due to it's often off-colored comedy and it's popularity on comedy web sites like College Humor and Break.

Me: Have you seen the new Stranded in L.A. video?
My Friend: I have and it was hilarious!
Me: I did not see that coming. Skid marks!!

Stranded in L.A. by J Guy the Great! January 11, 2013

Stranded 

To be stuck on the toilet bowl without no roll.

Stranded... stuck on the toilet bowl 'cause you ain't got no roll... to prove you're a man you must wipe it with your hand!

Stranded by His Royal Throbness August 1, 2005

[shit] [stranded] 

To be left high and (not so) dry in a time of urgent need.

Nearly everyone, at some point in their life, has been shit stranded in a bathroom. Upon realizing there is no toilet paper for use, a person must then make the critical decision to either yell to passers-by for possible aid or make a pantsless, mad dash to the race nearest double ply roll.

A.K.A. wayward wipers

[shit] [stranded] by Dr. K.B. August 30, 2008

Officially Stranded Productions 

Officially Stranded Productions is an independent, Los Angeles based, production company that mostly films and releases short comedy sketches on popular comedy web sites. It has gained a cult following lately due to the growing popularity of it's web series Stranded in L.A.

The web series has been featured on many comedy sites including Funny or Die, Break, and College Humor.

Me: Who actually makes all those sketches for Stranded in L.A.?
My Friend: It's a local production company. Officially Stranded Productions.

Officially Stranded Productions by J Guy the Great! January 11, 2013

Road Stranded 

When a person is about to cross the road and all of their friends go but they have to stop for a car and are left behind.

Someone is left on the other side of the road;
"Unlucky, you just got road stranded" says one of their friends. They then cross the road and have to run to catch up.

Road Stranded by THE JOLF October 16, 2009