A form of Small Town Syndrome affecting residents of Ostrander, Ohio, who don’t have their own transportation- thus leaving them stranded in a very isolated village.
Why can’t you move out of town?
Because I’m Ostranded. There’s no jobs or public transit here and I don’t have a car.
Because I’m Ostranded. There’s no jobs or public transit here and I don’t have a car.
by RedRockBlueMoon June 28, 2024
Get the Ostranded mug.A form of Small Town Syndrome, affecting residents of Ostrander, Ohio, who are lacking their own transportation- thus leaving them stranded in an isolated village. Many residents drive on suspended driver’s licenses to prevent becoming Ostranded.
Why don’t you move out of town if you hate it here so much?
Because I’m Ostranded. There’s no jobs or public transit out here and I don’t have a car. My cousin has 9 DUI’s and can’t give me a ride out of town.
Because I’m Ostranded. There’s no jobs or public transit out here and I don’t have a car. My cousin has 9 DUI’s and can’t give me a ride out of town.
by RedRockBlueMoon June 28, 2024
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Stranded in L.A. is a web series created by Officially Stranded Productions. The web series has gained popularity of late due to it's often off-colored comedy and it's popularity on comedy web sites like College Humor and Break.
Me: Have you seen the new Stranded in L.A. video?
My Friend: I have and it was hilarious!
Me: I did not see that coming. Skid marks!!
My Friend: I have and it was hilarious!
Me: I did not see that coming. Skid marks!!
by J Guy the Great! January 11, 2013
Get the Stranded in L.A. mug.Stranded... stuck on the toilet bowl 'cause you ain't got no roll... to prove you're a man you must wipe it with your hand!
by His Royal Throbness August 1, 2005
Get the Stranded mug.Nearly everyone, at some point in their life, has been shit stranded in a bathroom. Upon realizing there is no toilet paper for use, a person must then make the critical decision to either yell to passers-by for possible aid or make a pantsless, mad dash to the race nearest double ply roll.
A.K.A. wayward wipers
A.K.A. wayward wipers
by Dr. K.B. August 30, 2008
Get the [shit] [stranded] mug.Officially Stranded Productions is an independent, Los Angeles based, production company that mostly films and releases short comedy sketches on popular comedy web sites. It has gained a cult following lately due to the growing popularity of it's web series Stranded in L.A.
The web series has been featured on many comedy sites including Funny or Die, Break, and College Humor.
The web series has been featured on many comedy sites including Funny or Die, Break, and College Humor.
Me: Who actually makes all those sketches for Stranded in L.A.?
My Friend: It's a local production company. Officially Stranded Productions.
My Friend: It's a local production company. Officially Stranded Productions.
by J Guy the Great! January 11, 2013
Get the Officially Stranded Productions mug.When a person is about to cross the road and all of their friends go but they have to stop for a car and are left behind.
Someone is left on the other side of the road;
"Unlucky, you just got road stranded" says one of their friends. They then cross the road and have to run to catch up.
"Unlucky, you just got road stranded" says one of their friends. They then cross the road and have to run to catch up.
by THE JOLF October 16, 2009
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