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A form of Small Town Syndrome affecting residents of Ostrander, Ohio, who don’t have their own transportation- thus leaving them stranded in a very isolated village.
Why can’t you move out of town?
Because I’m Ostranded. There’s no jobs or public transit here and I don’t have a car.
Because I’m Ostranded. There’s no jobs or public transit here and I don’t have a car.
by RedRockBlueMoon June 28, 2024
Get the Ostrandedmug. A form of Small Town Syndrome, affecting residents of Ostrander, Ohio, who are lacking their own transportation- thus leaving them stranded in an isolated village. Many residents drive on suspended driver’s licenses to prevent becoming Ostranded.
Why don’t you move out of town if you hate it here so much?
Because I’m Ostranded. There’s no jobs or public transit out here and I don’t have a car. My cousin has 9 DUI’s and can’t give me a ride out of town.
Because I’m Ostranded. There’s no jobs or public transit out here and I don’t have a car. My cousin has 9 DUI’s and can’t give me a ride out of town.
by RedRockBlueMoon June 28, 2024
Get the Ostrandedmug.