To be stuck on the toilet bowl without no roll.
Stranded... stuck on the toilet bowl 'cause you ain't got no roll... to prove you're a man you must wipe it with your hand!
by His Royal Throbness July 13, 2005
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When you finished shitting and there's no toilet paper.
Always make sure toilet paper or you'll get stranded.
by Hemeroid McGee December 25, 2016
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(Verb) Standing and stranded. Left hopeless. Used most often with cars that come to a standstill, and leave you stranded.
My PT Cruiser left me stranding on the highway again.
Don't ever leave me stranding in the line again. Ever.
by Mixo October 1, 2010
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Incorrect wording of strain, eg. a strain of Cannabis.
"I got this bomb strand growing."

"It's a strain you idiot."
by labia_explora September 25, 2013
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In some cases the term stranded is referring to the web series Stranded in L.A.
Me: Did you see the new stranded?
My Friend: I did!
Me: I really did not need to see his balls.
My Friend: Ha!
by J Guy the Great! January 11, 2013
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Being drunk, high, or under the influence of a drug, at a party with no ride home.

Being stuck without a ride late at night while hammered

realizing you have no ride home after getting shitfaced
'I got stranded at that party, and had to walk 2 miles to my house because I was hammered and had no ride."
by gabith November 20, 2011
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