Stranded
Stranded... stuck on the toilet bowl 'cause you ain't got no roll... to prove you're a man you must wipe it with your hand!
Stranded by His Royal Throbness August 1, 2005
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stranded
Me: Did you see the new stranded?
My Friend: I did!
Me: I really did not need to see his balls.
My Friend: Ha!
My Friend: I did!
Me: I really did not need to see his balls.
My Friend: Ha!
stranded by J Guy the Great! January 11, 2013
stranded
Being drunk, high, or under the influence of a drug, at a party with no ride home.
Being stuck without a ride late at night while hammered
realizing you have no ride home after getting shitfaced
Being stuck without a ride late at night while hammered
realizing you have no ride home after getting shitfaced
Stranded
Stranded by Cooldude369 June 25, 2020
Stranded
Stranded by Hemeroid McGee December 25, 2016
Stranded in L.A.
Stranded in L.A. is a web series created by Officially Stranded Productions. The web series has gained popularity of late due to it's often off-colored comedy and it's popularity on comedy web sites like College Humor and Break.
Me: Have you seen the new Stranded in L.A. video?
My Friend: I have and it was hilarious!
Me: I did not see that coming. Skid marks!!
My Friend: I have and it was hilarious!
Me: I did not see that coming. Skid marks!!
Stranded in L.A. by J Guy the Great! January 11, 2013
stranded turtle
an action of an overweight person laying on their back who is forced to rock themselves into an upright position.
stranded turtle by bizarrojesus January 21, 2010
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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