Stranded

To be stuck on the toilet bowl without no roll.

Stranded... stuck on the toilet bowl 'cause you ain't got no roll... to prove you're a man you must wipe it with your hand!

by His Royal Throbness August 1, 2005

Stranded

when you are alone

Oh no I’m stranded

by Cooldude369 June 25, 2020

Stranded

When you finished shitting and there's no toilet paper.

Always make sure toilet paper or you'll get stranded.

by Hemeroid McGee December 25, 2016

Stranding

(Verb) Standing and stranded. Left hopeless. Used most often with cars that come to a standstill, and leave you stranded.

My PT Cruiser left me stranding on the highway again.
Don't ever leave me stranding in the line again. Ever.

by Mixo October 2, 2010

strand

Incorrect wording of strain, eg. a strain of Cannabis.

"I got this bomb strand growing."

"It's a strain you idiot."

by labia_explora September 25, 2013

stranded

In some cases the term stranded is referring to the web series Stranded in L.A.

Me: Did you see the new stranded?
My Friend: I did!
Me: I really did not need to see his balls.
My Friend: Ha!

by J Guy the Great! January 11, 2013

stranded

Being drunk, high, or under the influence of a drug, at a party with no ride home.

Being stuck without a ride late at night while hammered

realizing you have no ride home after getting shitfaced

'I got stranded at that party, and had to walk 2 miles to my house because I was hammered and had no ride."

by gabith November 20, 2011