1. verb. To be completely intellectually eviscerated in a room full of your peers or colleagues.

2. verb. To finish an assignment or paper and have the revision process continue into the next year or semester without comment or update.

1. "After you presented your entire dissertation in front of the department, that prof asked you what your thesis was. Man, you totally got Ostergarded."
2. "I handed in my final assignment four months ago and still haven't gotten my grade for the class. I am being Ostergarded."

Ostergarded by theladycastro July 15, 2011

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Osbert

An Osbert will always be a fresh new chapter of your life.

He never fails to impress you with his widespan of knowledge.
He is the BIGGEST fan of aviation and knows everything from the airplane engines to how the air traffic control towers operate.
Most importantly he is good at wes.

Look! It's Osbert! He's such a cool guy.

Osbert by Sealoft July 23, 2020

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Osbert

The heroine from an epic poem by the critically acclaimed Sarah Louise. In the poem, Osbert fought brutal monsters of darkness and met the lovely and fabulous Sarasaur who immediately captured her heart. Shortly after their defeating of several other monsters, the two lovers ran away and living happily ever after in perfect harmony. In their home Winslor, a fellow warrior and public enemy/ally, lived under their beautiful hard wood floor boards.

Wow! Did you read that poem about Osbert!?! It was amazing!

Osbert by sarasaur_loves_osbert April 23, 2009

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