Osama Bin Laden Cocktail

Two shots and a splash of water.

Guy: I feel gooooood ... I think I'll have a mixed drink this evening.

Bartender: What would you like?

Guy: I dunno ... something new and interesting ...

Bartender: How about an Osama Bin Laden Cocktail?

Guy: What's that?

Bartender: Two shots and a splash of water.

Guy: That's good! Yeah, great .... I'll have an Osama Bin Laden.

by ring-tailed roarer November 22, 2011