Orel Hirshiser

an oral sex act in which the person performing oral sex talks dirty, strictly using sports cliches

I threw a no-hitter today, and in the parking lot after the game I got a sweet Orel Hirshiser. She kept telling me how I exemplified the difference between a player and a winner.

Orel Hirshiser by Joeseph Morgan June 9, 2011

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Orel Hershiser

From baseball:
1. Current pitching coach for the Texas Rangers.
2. A dirty sex act.

A-Rod was so happy to recieve his inflated salary contract that he immediately got on his knees and gave Steinbrenner some hot Orel Hershiser...

Orel Hershiser by Colonel Sanders May 1, 2005

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Orel Hershiser

A sexual act involving anal sex and then having a girl suck your dick directly afterward.

That dirty slut I hooked up with last night let me give her an Orel Hershiser.

Orel Hershiser by WR Merch November 1, 2010

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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