Order in the court

The act of using one’s penis as a makeshift gavel to strike a surface. One must loudly exclaim “ORDER IN THE COURT” as they strike said surface.

“Order in the court!” Bill shouted.

Bill brought so much order to Steve’s court that Steve was knocked unconscious.

by Hammer of Jesus January 30, 2019

order in the court

a sexual maneuver in which the male kneels on the female's shoulders and then proceeds to slap her on the forehead with his wang while yelling "order in the court!"

F:"not now honey, i'm tired..."
M: >thwap thwap thwap< ORDER IN THE COURT! ORDER IN THE COURT!

by myname April 04, 2004

Order in the court

When you slap your partners forehead with your cock three times in a row

She was talking too much so I thought it was time for “order in the court”

by Kavorks October 12, 2019