myname's definitions

buttfluff

The hair that covers your butt-cheeks.
May look disgusting sometimes, but still rocks when making fun of it.
Also good for showing your lack of respect for another person.

"Hey dude, let's go and set my buttfluff on fire."
"Shibby!"

or

"You're a dick man."
"Ah touch my buttfluff, ass eyes."

by Myname June 15, 2004

srki

The god of Pr0n

by myname February 4, 2003

leching

A very cool person that eats boogers.

I saw Rose the other day. She was such a LeChing!

by MyName March 31, 2003

order in the court

a sexual maneuver in which the male kneels on the female's shoulders and then proceeds to slap her on the forehead with his wang while yelling "order in the court!"

F:"not now honey, i'm tired..."
M: >thwap thwap thwap< ORDER IN THE COURT! ORDER IN THE COURT!

by myname April 4, 2004

helder

helder is da man! One of a kind.. there is no one like him on this planet. Helder = sex god and stuff

girl 1: wow! its helder! isnt he so great!
girl 2: Yeah! i so want him
girl 1: like totally

by MyName July 10, 2004

solero

A really tasty, refreshing ice cream. can also be used to describe anything highly refreshing or tasty.

I licked her twat like a solero on a hot summers day

by myname July 7, 2006

Texas Toilet Paper

That toilet paper you find in public restrooms all over the world. Aptly named Texas toilet paper because it is rough, tough, and don't take shit from nobody.

The company switched from name brand to texas toilet paper, so now I wait til i get home to take a shit.

by Myname July 31, 2004