An orcosexual is a person who prefers sexual
intimacy with orcs as opposed to members of other species. The orcosexual need not be an orc, and may be either male or female. Usually, the orcosexual will be hideous and is drawn to orcs because they are similarly hideous. If no orcs are
available for sexual intimacy, the orcosexual will engage promiscuously with trolls, goblins, deformed elves, one-eyed hunchbacks, aged witches and other
creatures lacking comeliness.
It’s
fair to say that Aragorn was in no gay mood when he said, “By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand, men of
the West!” His army stood with their backs to
the wall against the hordes of orcosexuals.