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Oral Sex Man

A classy, friendly & sensual & loving man who loves & thrives on preforming oral sex (gay blowjob and/or rimming) a lot on another male. Unlike a faggot or cocksucker, an Oral Sex Man is cherished & Respected. He is rarely 'manhandled' if ever & enjoys the intimate contact with the man he's preforming oral sex on, as it is viewed as a love-making ritual along with the bonding of both men's DNA (the sperm from the reciever to the preformer & the saliva from the preformer absorbing through the thin & usually shaved flesh of the reciever). Each session is usually at least an hour long but could last for much longer, espically if mutiplt orgasms are requested.

The reciever's body is also fully open to any mouth contact from the Oral Sex Man, including but not limited to: the balls, the pelvis, the perineum, the ass, the abbs, the chest, the nipples, neck & even the other lips (kissing) of the reciever. However, the Oral Sex Man never wants reciprocation, yet also feels a deep power within from the overwhelming Joy, Contact, Stimulation, and Intense Pleasure he can cast upon the male he is preforming Oral Sex on, along with such feelings of intense vunerability of the reciever along with intense desire for more Oral contact/love-making.
He sometimes will also dress in a suit & tie or as a priest while preforming the intimate act.
Tim: "Where the fuck is Joe? Has he been in his room the whole time?"
Dan: "Didn't see the man in the suit & tie follow him in? I think he's finally found his Oral Sex Man. All I been hearing was slurping and smooching noises from his room. They been going at it for 3 hours."
Tim: "Oh damn... that takes indurance."
Oral Sex Man by Joe Winko May 8, 2022
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