Reason 1. Mentally Retarded. You're all mentally retarded. This leads you to interpret the information you receive incorrectly and/or causes you to deliberately misinterpret information. That is you being a retard.
Reason 2. The YouTube Filth. They are solipsistic vermin and your dead kids aren't even real to them. They CHOSE death for your kids and they did it with glee. They are not sorry. There were only 2 options here for them and they chose the child murder option and NOW... Now they are desperately trying avoid their own culpability in a crime they went out of their way to participate in and WERE WARNED would result in the murder of an indefinitely number of children. I mean, Cody Johnston and Katie Stohl weren't even involved initially! They wanted to jump on the hype train and join team child murder! And they did! Amd now the kids are dead... But! They're "sorry." So...
Reason 3. Not listening to your betters. I'm Hym. "Your better." That's me. I told you the child murder would occur. I told you what to do to stop it. You didn't listen and now you are burying your kids. You are trying to blame ME for YOU not listening to me. I proposed multiple solutions. You rejected all of them and then tried to game the system.
Reason 4. To protect a charlatan. How many lives are you willing to sacrifice so that a charlatan doesn't have to tell the truth if he doesn't want to? How many kids have to die so he can continue to pretend?

Hym "And there is my list of OTHER reasons your kids are dead. I could go on but I'm sure you get the picture. I'll just leave you with this. The people who have the most to gain or lose or the people who the most militant in just blindly being against me are the ones who deserve the most blame and have been amd will continue to be the most vocal in their Sunk Cost Fallacy. Your kids are already dead. They don't want to destroy their own lives the way they DESTROYED YOURS BY LETTING YOUR KID GET MURDERED JUST THERE IN THE EXACT WAY AND FOR THE EXACT REASON I FORETOLD! WHAT JUST HAPPENED THERE. THE THING THAT HAPPENED WAS THAT! THE YOUTUBE ANIMALS GOT YOUR FUCKING KIDS MURDERED! THEY DIED A COMPLETELY AVOIDABLE DEATH AND THE YOUTUBE FUCKS ARE DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE! And that is the difference between me and a YouTube freak. I won't pretend to care about your kids. They will. Now, they are going to pretend they didn't get your kids killed. And I won't."

List of OTHER reasons your kids are dead by Hym Iam February 18, 2025

the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too

a place to help kids

owned by: Derek Zoolander

MUGATU: i present to you... THE DEREK ZOOLANDER CENTER FOR KIDS WHO CAN'T READ GOOD! (unveils a model of the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too)

DEREK: ..what is this?! a center for ants?!?! how can we be expected to teach children how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?!

the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too by 2 cool girl August 2, 2011

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026