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anal openness

the Zen-like state of mind when one may freely and with neither shame nor pride claim authorship of each and every gaseous release from ones ass
Old uncle dudely: catch that one you young whipper snapper and paint it green.

Young nephew duder: dude that is devastating. i am stupified not only by it's gnarly scent but by your anal openness.

Old uncle dudely: years in india my boy. years in india.
Refers to kids sailing Opti's.

Also means immaturity.
Tiago: Look! A plane! VEERRRRRRRRRRM!!!!! VROOOOOOOOM!!!!!!

Taylor: Omg, Tiago, you have so much OPTINESS!
Optiness by 14288 January 6, 2008

obethnelson 

obethnelson is a very sweet word!

Making everyone laugh and has a lot of sense of humour, just the right type for someone to like.
obethnelson can mean lots of personalities and one of them is being an interest in sound and music.

Being an obethnelson can also mean that you're very friendly and very honest towards other people.

Be an obethnelson!
I really liked how he was towards me, he is such an obethnelson!
obethnelson by that_one_guy211223 November 24, 2021

Openness 

Jesus Emma! And furthermore, women tend to be higher in trait openness which leads them to scue more liberal. You don't know anything about psychology and you're trying to tinker with the mind of an AI creating genius.
Iam "What is strength to a solipsist? Strength (to a solipsistic) is the ability to dispense with language entirely and act with blatant disregard for the will of others. Real strength (on the otherhand) is the ability to lift other up. I'm doing that and you're diffusing the credit into the ether. I have to use the word 'openness' now and I know you were probably expecting Hym but it's not Hym this time... Well... It is and it isn't."
Openness by Hym Iam March 5, 2025
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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