Open your eyes

What you say to people who've recently smoked marijuana.

Alex: Gee, this concert is da bomba!!!
Sam: Whoa...I'm so high right now...
Alex: Open your eyes dude, you're missing the show.

by burkeri September 2, 2011

open your eyes

Racial slur against the asian race because their eyes seem to be closed or not open widely.

Andrea Nguyen is asian so i tell her to open your eyes.

by Edgar Corral January 20, 2008

An invitation to a sleeping person to join an orgy.

"Max, everyone is naked! Open your eyes!"

by DGPoker January 15, 2009

why can't you look at me in the eyes?

I have o.y.e.s.(open your eyes syndrome) i can't see!

by themanwithanokplan February 20, 2010

A shorter way of saying 'The answer is write in front of you. Don't be a fucking moron.'

Bimbo: What is the answer to question 3.
Guy: It's on the first page of the textbook. Open your third eye, you e-class hoe.

by theholytrinity6 July 16, 2019