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Open the door and throw the mail inside 

Having vaginal sex, then pulling out, aiming the head of your penis into your partner's anus and then ejaculating. Anal creampie without anal sex.
I was pretty angry that Gertrude didn't want to let me make sex with her bumhole, so I decided to open the door and throw the mail inside. She farted out my masculine mayonnaise all over the backseat of her 2008 Kia Spectra.

Veronica, open the door please 

the line comes from Heathers : The Musical's "Meant To Be Yours". Originally sung by Ryan McCartan. This exact line blew up on TikTok with the West End Cast version, featuring Jamie Muscato.

if you're wondering why veronica won't open the door it's cause she's fucking dead
VERONICA, OPEN THE THE OPEN THE DOOR PLEASE VERONICA, OPEN THE DOOR

veronica, open the door please for submission

I gently open the door 

I gently open the door is a "joke" from the game Doki Doki Literature Club. This was made into a meme of the text "I gently open the door" displayed and an image of dabbing hanging Sayori.
MC: "I gently open the door"
Sayori: *dabbing*

Let My Love Open the Door 

When people keep repeating
That you'll never fall in love
When everybody keeps retreating
But you can't seem to get enough
Let my love open the door
Let my love open the door
Let my love open the door
To your heart (let my love open the door, ooh)
(Let my love open the door)
(Let my love open the door, ooh)
(Let my love open the door)
When everything feels all over
Everybody seems unkind
I'll give you a four-leaf clover
Take all worry out of your mind
Let my love open the door
Let my love open the door
Let my love open the door
To your heart (let my love open the door, ooh)
To your heart (let my love open the door, ooh)
(Let my love open the door, ooh)
(Let my love open the door, ooh)
The only key to your heart
That can stop you falling apart
Try today, you'll find this way
Come on and give me a chance to say
Let my love open the door
It's all I'm livin' for
Release yourself from misery
There's only one thing gonna set you free
That's my love
That's my love
Let my love open the door (ooh)
Let my love open the door (ooh)
Let my love open the door (ooh)
Let my love open the door
When tragedy befalls you (ooh)
Don't let it drag you down
Love can cure your problems (ooh)
You're so lucky I'm around
Let my love open the door
Let my love open the door
Let my love open the door
To your heart

bobby open the door!

it's what you say to your cousin when you're trapped outside and can't get in.
1: bobby open the door!
2 I'm coming jak

I Am About To Open The Window And Tell You all To Close The Door 

I Am About To Open The Window And Tell You all To Close The Door
I Am About To Open The Window And Tell You all To Close The Door
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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