OpTicHish 

A 6’4 Camaro driving ripped Canadian with a giant cock and nice beard

Oh damn he got that OpTicHish syndrome

OpTicHish by OpTicHish November 23, 2021

optischism 

In a multiverse, the optimal schism would be the best alternate reality concerning some aspect.

In Homer Simpson's optischism the oceans are made of duff beer, and it rains donuts.

optischism by Dr. Peter J. D'Adamo III November 1, 2008

optischism 

(1) a state in which a person is happy about events that are destroying their lives

(2) a state in which a person is happy about a split in a group, whether it is a group of friends or a group of buisnesses

(1) She has developed a sense of optischism ever since she was diagnosed with her fatal illness, saying she is blessed to be suffering.

(2) Even though he had lost two of his best friends, he was filled with optischism over the new opportunities it presented him to make new friends.

optischism by Josh Dixon July 29, 2008

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016