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1) An ugly guy that male metro-sexuals hang out with to increase their chances of getting laid.
(Unlike hot girls' relationship with their respective ooks, guys are emotionless, vigilant sexual pragmatists, who don't really care if the oonk gets laid or not, therefore, oonk has two connotations.
2) A (optionally) ugly or pathetic guy that fiercely heterosexual, albeit socially inept and sexually underexperienced hang out with to make fun of in front of girls, because, in their warped minds, they think that girls like assholes, and they will get laid. Certain girls do like assholes, but they think that guys who pretend to be assholes to get laid and are truly decent people are fucking pathetic, and no matter how empty they themselves are, they are true. That's pathetic.
(Unlike hot girls' relationship with their respective ooks, guys are emotionless, vigilant sexual pragmatists, who don't really care if the oonk gets laid or not, therefore, oonk has two connotations.
2) A (optionally) ugly or pathetic guy that fiercely heterosexual, albeit socially inept and sexually underexperienced hang out with to make fun of in front of girls, because, in their warped minds, they think that girls like assholes, and they will get laid. Certain girls do like assholes, but they think that guys who pretend to be assholes to get laid and are truly decent people are fucking pathetic, and no matter how empty they themselves are, they are true. That's pathetic.
Jake: Fuck that kid, he's just our oonk, you know.
Sally: Wow, you're so brilliant.
Jake: Suck me.
Sally: No. Okay. You look like my daddy *slurp slurp*.
Hateful...so hateful...
Sally: Wow, you're so brilliant.
Jake: Suck me.
Sally: No. Okay. You look like my daddy *slurp slurp*.
Hateful...so hateful...
oonk by Zach Block June 14, 2005
Oonka Woonka
Oonka Woonka by Mj242 April 8, 2020
oonka poonka
(adj)
Being quite hyper and at the same time tired. Often can be mistaken for being high. The origins of the term date back to the oompa loompas in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. What can I say? They're orange and green. They're obviously on acid.
Being quite hyper and at the same time tired. Often can be mistaken for being high. The origins of the term date back to the oompa loompas in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. What can I say? They're orange and green. They're obviously on acid.
oonka poonka by ClaireV. November 21, 2007
oonko
Oonko comes out of your butt
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