oonk 

a quirky way to say oops; only the cool kids say this

Vy: omg, I fed Diana, oonk!
Skinnies: oonk moment!

oonk by stinyaa June 7, 2021

oonk 

A force of nature that is unpredictable and uncontrollable.

Person One: I'm facing an oonk.

Person Two: Run man, run.

oonk by HGCATZ October 24, 2008

Oonk 

When you bust a nut inside of a bitty and she gets pregnant because you forgot to pull out

“If I oonk one then i gotta get abortion” - Mike Sherm (Fuckin Around)

Oonk by dthapskii July 11, 2022

oonk 

1) An ugly guy that male metro-sexuals hang out with to increase their chances of getting laid.

(Unlike hot girls' relationship with their respective ooks, guys are emotionless, vigilant sexual pragmatists, who don't really care if the oonk gets laid or not, therefore, oonk has two connotations.

2) A (optionally) ugly or pathetic guy that fiercely heterosexual, albeit socially inept and sexually underexperienced hang out with to make fun of in front of girls, because, in their warped minds, they think that girls like assholes, and they will get laid. Certain girls do like assholes, but they think that guys who pretend to be assholes to get laid and are truly decent people are fucking pathetic, and no matter how empty they themselves are, they are true. That's pathetic.

Jake: Fuck that kid, he's just our oonk, you know.

Sally: Wow, you're so brilliant.

Jake: Suck me.

Sally: No. Okay. You look like my daddy *slurp slurp*.

Hateful...so hateful...

oonk by Zach Block June 14, 2005

Oonka Woonka 

Side chick pussy that is SO good, it captures your man and he dont come home.

If your man cheats on you and dont come home, she gat the oonka woonka. CPD

Oonka Woonka by Mj242 April 8, 2020

oonka poonka  

(adj)
Being quite hyper and at the same time tired. Often can be mistaken for being high. The origins of the term date back to the oompa loompas in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. What can I say? They're orange and green. They're obviously on acid.

1st person: Wheeee ahaaaaa
2nd person: whoa, you're oonka poonka dude.

oonka poonka by ClaireV. November 21, 2007

oonko

Poo

Oonko comes out of your butt

oonko by Plopping January 24, 2014